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  How to Shit in the Woods

  by Wonderment in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "how to shit in the woods" ... this is actually a book title sold by the thousands, no, by the millions.

  yep, over 2.5 million copies of the book have been sold, and the author is a woman (kathleen meyer).. now, if you are a man, do you feel comfortable with a woman telling you "how to shit in the woods"?

  this book is in its third edition, in 8 languages to boot.

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  A free tip:

  If someone tells you to wipe with a dollar after you shit in the woods, do not shove 4 quarters in your arse.

  (A public service announcement)

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  I remember a gorgeous sister was...........

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i remember a gorgeous sister was making fun of her elder husband's big belly.

  i do not know why she mentioned it to me about it in private outside of the kingdom hall.

  any ideas why she mentioned about it to me?

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  Iam,

  You know it is because she wanted you, like every other woman on the planet. (or so you think)

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  Flipper and Me at Lunch

  by Farkel in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i had lunch today with mr. flipper.

  he wanted something different, so i managed to find a nice carthegenian restaurant here in detroit.

  you folks don't know how rare those types of restaurants are to find, but i found one.

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  Flipper might have gotten Teddy excited. I heard he liked balls to the cranium.

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  What Are The Funniest Sitcoms That You Have Enjoyed?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was watching the beverly hillbillies the other night and i have to say, the writing and the acting was terrific!.

  another classic is all in the family.

  loved that show!.

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  Red Dwarf.

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  DO THREE ELDER'S MEAN IT IS JUDICIAL?!?

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i have a friend who met with a couple of elders recently and i was told things went well, no issues.

  well a couple weeks later they stopped by my friends place, ( just to say hi ) right before they left they said, " hey can we meet again?

  my friend said, " sure ".

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  Your friend committed the most heinous offense in JW-land; pissing off the elders by confronting them. They want to DF him.

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  Do you take energy shots or sleep shots? What do you take? How do you like them?

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  from time to time, i take 5 hour energy shots and ichill shots.

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  I know some inside information on 5-Hour Energy shots. Let's just say I will never drink it.

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  Oh cr*p I need help

  by Qcmbr in

  1. social
  2. physical

  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18770328#g1a39h1.68w80.74c167 .

  my life has to change pretty quickly!

  !.

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  25 BMI. The best I have been in a long time.

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  In a transitional period

  by zed is dead in

  1. social
  2. physical

  many facets of my life are changing very rapidly.

  i need a new identity to go along with the changes, to be a part of my new start.

  so from this day forward, zed is dead.

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  zed is dead

  Many facets of my life are changing very rapidly. I need a new identity to go along with the changes, to be a part of my new start. So from this day forward, Zed is dead. Long live the new zed.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Yp2L6c2KM

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  Ringing in the ears (Tinnitus)

  by ballistic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have had this constantly for 3 - 4 months now and am finally on some strong antibiotics at my request in case it's infected inner passage ways and sinuses because i do suffer allergies and blocked ear passageways.. anyway, if you are a closet hypochondriac in the making like me, you occasionally google things to see what's wrong with you and find references to horrendous things, which make you worry you're going to die, or start dissolving from inside out.. one such site about ringing in the ears is telling me i have some connection to the spirit realm which i can hear as a ringing in the ears.

  if you don't believe me, google ringing in the ears metaphysics, and you will find it is spiritual data downloading, my heightened spiritual awareness, a choir of angels singing or the noise of the spirit realm which i haven't been able to hear until now.. i'm not sure just why there are so many theories, but when i followed some advice, and sat back in my chair and focused on the noise, it is as they tell me, a kind of vibrational thing, and a kind of relaxation can befall you.. .

  i'm not saying i believe any of this, just saying, i can see where the theories stem from.

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  I have had tinnitus for decades, brought about by multiple ear infections when I was young, as well as being aided along by very loud music. Mine is in the range of 13,000 hertz, so it is not in a range that is necessary to hear normally. I have developed the ability to block it out mentally, so I do not hear it constantly unless I think about it.

  Maybe it is God is talking to me. If he tells me anything important, I will start a thread about it. Don't count on it.

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  Top 10 EASIEST WAYS TO FADE....lets use our new Code words ( I will do 2 of 10 )

  by dreamgolfer in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  1. move out of your assigned congo territory - with gas going back to $ 4 a gallon, they wont come hunting for you.

  2. stop going to meetings because you:_______________________________________________.

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  zed is dead

  Too "depressed" to go.

  z